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Post by ValerieRose on Oct 14, 2008 9:56:51 GMT -8
((yay! Another Fistful of Adenas <3 It's just awesome, Spuddy!))
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Post by spudnik on Nov 6, 2008 8:36:18 GMT -8
it so cold.
hunting in blazin swamp still. but it feel so cold. it be many days since last purple feet juice. it gettin colder everyday.
spicy white potions do nothing now. not help at all anymore. me feel waste of money. herbs feels good, but not the same. me never can count on finding them.
gosh it cold.
me walkin on lava, naturally orc resist lava so that not problem.
me so alone. so tired, so cold, so alone. have strange man in head tellin me strange things. it no wonder me alone.
me remember all the good times not so long ago. with the elfies. lady aenya, lady adriia, lady aveline, lady olorae, lady naielle, lady senka, lady valerie....
gosh it cold. me shiver.
HEY
where this spider come from ?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me one eye startin to twitch. me arms hurts like hell. damn spiders. why dont they die?
man, me feel like some sort of yeti on back of me. me feel heavy.
gosh its cold.
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Post by ValerieRose on Nov 6, 2008 11:21:10 GMT -8
Awwwwwwwwwwww pooor Spud! I really felt like giving him a hug now
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Post by Kruail on Nov 6, 2008 15:18:07 GMT -8
This proves even the big orcies need a hug now and then
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Post by ValerieRose on Nov 6, 2008 20:11:13 GMT -8
-hugs the spuddy-
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Post by isane on Nov 6, 2008 21:39:39 GMT -8
Spud seems to have a constant rain cloud hovering over his head.
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Post by Jhaelle on Nov 7, 2008 5:09:36 GMT -8
Spud is Eeyore?
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Post by spudnik on Nov 7, 2008 10:53:57 GMT -8
Spud is Eeyore? if i'm eeyore, youre piglet
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Post by Jhaelle on Nov 7, 2008 10:56:46 GMT -8
Spud is Eeyore? if i'm eeyore, youre piglet But I don't stutter, and I'm not scared.
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Post by Kruail on Nov 7, 2008 16:11:41 GMT -8
Says Piglet
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Post by Jhaelle on Nov 9, 2008 6:11:19 GMT -8
Says Piglet Piglet didn't have a Doom Crusher or a Tinny.
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Post by Kruail on Nov 9, 2008 6:52:24 GMT -8
Good Point.
*hides umm... someplacepigletwillneverfindme*
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Post by spudnik on Dec 12, 2008 9:23:36 GMT -8
((please forgive the liberties i ha to take to get the story to jive)) so we hunting in the great tower today. the small ones with the axes wearing red hatses. strange funny hats. me ask what it for. they say Santa is coming. must be good person and get gift from santa. who this santa guy anyway? them say him man from long way away only comes once a year to give gifts to peoples all over the world. hm. free gifts? rich guy then. maybe we can beat him up and take him cash. no, them say. him only give'm to nice people. good people. not meanies. aww. well, me meanie, me knows. me killed bunch of people what never fighted back. punchem inna eyeballs, inna teefs. me broke a few jaws in my day. they tell me him gonna bring someone special at +10 A grade weapon. hey what? ? me can be good. oh yes. can be good an give out monies all over the place. can do good things, be nice oh yes. me me. good good. yes yes. come santa!! lookey over here big nice orc. poor, nice orc. him needs +10 A grade fisties. please! see!! even say please!
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Post by GriTorian on Dec 12, 2008 11:24:21 GMT -8
I was gonna say Spud has lost it, but I guess I've known that for quite some time already!
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Post by spudnik on Jan 19, 2009 8:46:27 GMT -8
the barren cold ground lay littered with blood, limbs, broken weaponry, grizzly massacred bodies of the freshly and near dead. rats had munched on the leftovers of what foul flesh remained on the bones of these ancient warriors.
a single spear stuck in the ground, upon it the still bleeding head of some unfortunate fallen soldier. as the head slowly slid down the shaft of the spear its soldier once bore, the soft pounding of fists against flesh could be heard as the soldier was about to die.
spudnik had gone into a frenzy. there was no stopping him. arrow after arrow had pierced his green orcish flesh, but spudnik relentlessly never let up. eventually the fear of an unstoppable orc had set the archers of the fortress to flee from the wrath ensuing.
scaffolding lay in ruin, doors and windows smashed through. the sounds of shrieks reached the ears of the impaled soldier during his final moments.
as that soldier finally knew his time had ended he heard the sound of what might have been a mortar blast from some siege cannon. in the time it took for the life to step away from him for good, the spear on which the head resided obtained a second occupant.
spudnik had set in motion a flurry of attacks on the fortress, ending with this final fortress occupant. as the still living body flew through the air down from the top of the fortress he too heard the howl. it was long and loud, a cry of victory and defeat. whatever was yet able to move or had been hidden from the craze of the orc, had at this moment taken a short breath; chilled and affraid.
as the cry ended, so too did the life of the final known occupant of the fortress as it fell on the blunt end of the spear whose pointed end had met with the sandy mire earlier. piercing the torso through the back, the shaft of the spear had not been sharp enough to pierce the soldier fully. instead it only half impaled the soldier making a deep enough wound to spray blood all over the ground.
it was done. the spree had ended. and spudnik let out a wailing cry, slumping over, pierced by too many spears, arrows, and swords. he wished for aid and hoped some echo of his cry might have reached the ears of an understanding echo.
((anyone who was going to volunteer for my request made earlier - now's your chance.))
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Post by ValerieRose on Jan 19, 2009 12:26:25 GMT -8
It did reach the ears of someone... or perhaps what was left of that someone, but it was definitely not an Echo. The voice that came to Spudnik's ears was soft, velvety, calm, yet it had a chilling tone to it. Almost eerie. And it was definitely female.
You weren't quite careful in this battle, were you, Orc?
If Spudnik tried to look around, he'd see no one. Nothing at all except the voice. And it seemed to be coming from every direction.
And now you want help. You want your life to be saved... have you ever felt the pain of death, Orc? A spear, an arrow and a blade penetrating your body as your life slips away from you, slowly, but steady... with no one to cry to... no one that would hear?
The female voice was calm, but there was an edge to her voice.
Do you want to feel that pain, Orc? Do you want to die? Or do you want to be saved? There's something about death that sounds liberating... Yet you yearn for your life. What is your choice, Orc? Life... or eternity in the arms of the Mother?
There was a pause, long seconds before the female voice was heard again.
I can give you both. None comes without a price.
And finally, in front of him, a female Phantom form materialized. The beautiful, yet eerie forms of a female, that bore no ressemblance to any living creature. She crossed her arms, waiting for his decision to be made.
While living, she wasn't known for her patience, after all.
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Post by khanna on Jan 27, 2009 17:02:21 GMT -8
((Ooooh! the val and the spud. Should be an excellent read.))
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Post by spudnik on Feb 22, 2009 11:47:07 GMT -8
Spudnik wanted to groan, to sigh, to move in even a small way. to get up. his languid eyes even would not move. he saw only the brutal beatings he had given these fortress leaders and seemed to see their corpses laughing at his arrow-ridden carcass.
the more they laughed, his anger again kindled.
hearing only wind and rain, he felt the kiss of the moon's glow and thought he heard the voice of his father calling for him. knowing his father was dead only made Spudnik queasy as he undertook the summoning of more strength to simply move .... to roll over ... to get up.
but he could not.
hearing words of some female... unidentifiable. wispy words. dark elfish, like Fire Rain.
understanding little of anything, he angered again. so infuriated not knowing the end of life, choosing the long walk to the land where his spirit would rest or live and find out who this darkelf was and destroy the fortress standing on his Parent's former home.
but no, avenging his Father and destroying the fortress was yet incomplete. he knew an army would soon arrive, looking for him. if the army was smart they would send Orcs. in a genocide, he would conquer what his father could not.
the only strength he could muster came out as a grunt.
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Post by ValerieRose on Mar 13, 2009 9:26:16 GMT -8
((OOC: SOrry for the delay, but with the so many things I have to do, I have to admit I had completely forgotten I hadn't replied yet)).
IC:
The shadowy figure of a female Dark Elf hissed softly, sending chills through the air surrounding her. Her so-called master was deep asleep, she knew that much. Otherwise, it would have been impossible for the Phantom to disentangle herself from the grasps that bound her to her master... Her own sister...
But the female Phantom was now glad that Kallyndra had been desperate enough to bind her soul to her Summoner powers. Perhaps she wasn't aware of what exactly was going on, but it didn't matter. Revenge would be hers, in a way or the other.
Taking the Orc's grunt as a positive answer, the Phantom grinned, snapping her fingers to call upon another Phantom. This one was a male, however, and he seemed a lot stronger than the slim, lithe Silhouette. His voice was baritone-deep, but he didn't speak much.
"Karl", the soft female voice said. "Heal him", she ordered. "And once he's back to full health, bring him to me".
The large Nightshade nodded. "And if he tries to escape?", he asked, with his deep voice.
"He won't", the female Phantom said. "If he has any regards for his life".
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Post by spudnik on Mar 13, 2009 11:06:52 GMT -8
Spudnik felt his blood still. as though it were congealing with the cold. the magic that bound him was chill and strong. as he began to be aware of where he was again, the felt himself unable to make even a small movement. unable to lift his eyelids, unable to twitch his fingers.
his body was cold and sticky. no warmth here.
his tongue, he felt, was dry. the blackness surrounding him hinted at moisture, but seemed to keep it from him.
all of a sudden, Spudnik knew he wasnt breathing. gathering his thoughts he understood his heart was not beating.
this was it then. the time had come. valhalla awaits me. i go to see my father. we dine in the halls of eternity forever.
and from the deeps it seemed something would not let him. it seemed some sort of heat from the fires of hell had kindled a firebrand underneath his feet. all of a sudden it was warm.
his chest began to painfully swell. he thought he would explode from within. the heat was infuriating. as the pain left his chest and moved to his legs and arms, Spudnik understood his heart was beating again. through the pain, he tried to remember how to breathe.
it seemed an eternity since his last breath and now he just couldnt do it. as the pain and tingling crept to his head, Spudnik remembered where he was and what he had been doing.
an arrow was ripped from his chest and Spudnik's finger twitched. then his eyelid opened.
upon seeing the great phantom over his body pulling arrows from his flesh like stalks of corn from a field, one arrow happened to catch on a rib bone; the phantom only pulled harder, causing Spudnik's Lung to open and Spudnik drew in his first breath.
as he began quickly gasping, the phantom worked quickly. mere moments later, the phantom pumped as much sacrificial healing into Spudnik as he could, and Spudnik's gasping, convulsing body animated for the first time in what seemed an eternity.
trying to get to his knees, the phantom took Spudnik by the arm and hoisted him to his feet. here, the Phantom made sure Spudnik stood, and did not move.
Spudnik, lifting his head, opened his eyes and began to see clearly his redeemer.
((((yes, i took some liberties. hope you understand, Val.)
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Post by spudnik on Apr 30, 2009 11:50:45 GMT -8
Spudnik take orders from darkelf?
SINCE WHEN!
this not going to end well for wispy shadow. mark words of Spudnik. they maybe not worth much, but carry weight like Bandersnatches.
Today Spudnik gonna be done with spirits. had enough. first Laevhal, next wispy darkelf telling me kill someone or other. Spudnik is magnet to lost spirits ? what next? Dead Santa Claus want reunite with him body?
*crack knuckles* no, Darkelf, this not going to end well for you at all.
not back away, pretty wispy one. this not gonna take a long.
[as the army of the fortress arrived on scene, some of the ranks seeing the massacre fled immediately. others, seeing the brutality of the bone crunching squeals of Karyn were sickened. there were walls sprayed with blood, ground littered with mutilated twisting death. the flies had taken some of the corpses up already. miscellaneous limbs strewn across the fortress floor seemed to point their broken fingers at the orc running to meet them. he shouted as he ran, and laughed insanely as more brave human carcasses fell by the side, most of whom asphyxiated by the crushing blow of fist to ribcage and the breaking of legs and backs as they flew against walls and fell to the floor.]
NOW SPUDNIK SHOW THE WORTH OF ORC EVERYWHERE!
[when it was over, spudnik let out a laugh from his belly that resonated with the walls of the fortress. the moaning pawns he left to die of Spudnik causes, the officers and generals he had hurt only traumatically, to bring them to a dizzy state. it was time to exact revenge. revenge for the atrocity committed against his family, and revenge for the imprisonment of Laevhal. picking up a general by the throat, his massive orc arm held the general against the wall while he screamed.]
TAKE MESSAGE TO HU-MON LEADER WHO SENT YOU. TELL LEADER THIS LAND BELONG TO SPUDNIK AND ALL ORCS. THIS LAND IS ORC FROM BEFORE HU-MON SET FOOT HERE. COME AGAIN TO THIS LAND AND FACE ARMY OF MORE THAN ONE.
[dropping him, the human general collapsed to his knees and hastily and clumsily tried to get up. spudnik gave him a punt in the rear, and the general tumbled a bit finally clamoring to his feet and running.]
thank you, son. you have restored our land and brought me great honor. when next we meet, your reward be given by Pa'agrio himself. long days, strong fists.
[speaking such, laevhal left Spudnik. Spudnik thought briefly to himself how he would miss the spirit of his father inside him, to bring him courage. he sighed, after reflecting on memories from early days, and walked out of the fortress down towards the river. he counted three trees from the road, and looked diligently for the marks left in the special series his father taught him so many years ago. seeing they were still there, he sat down in front of the tree]
Mother, Sister, Brother, Father. all no longer here. now burned in the fire of long ago home, for which Spudnik today fight bravely to regain. Mother, Sister, Brother, Father be all souls at peace, now. Spudnik start new life with the Echoes and friend-brother Kamakela. bring us wisdom, we give honor.
[with his small prayer, he stood up again. ready for a new day. ready for another good fight.]
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Post by spudnik on Apr 30, 2009 12:03:19 GMT -8
thus ends the thread of Spudnik the Orc. Spudnik the Warlord ensues once i subclass.
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Post by Kuros on Apr 30, 2009 15:05:04 GMT -8
(well done spuddy, I enjoyed the story. All that remains is for you to meet up with the dark knights so that we can draw you into ridding humans (who by no coinsidence happen to be followers of einhasad) from orc ancestrial lands. )
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Post by spudnik on May 1, 2009 13:43:26 GMT -8
as i look at the warlord, i think the idea i will be trying to portray is along the lines of a warrior like the spartans of the movie 300; nose in the air proud and highly skilled. i might even give him a similar story to leonidas's wolf kill. he starts off in an Orcish Glaive after all. his gear will all have stories of acquisition over War. starting at level 40, i can write him in like you hear a gloating old soldier of his war victories...
going to be verbose, that much is for sure.
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