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Post by Sithlyn on Jan 15, 2008 0:04:29 GMT -8
You just like the image of Sith naked, don't you?!?!
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Post by spudnik on Feb 5, 2008 9:48:34 GMT -8
So there was this one day a while ago, me see firerain again. me thought me never see him again, but me know him when me see. him have subtle demeanor, shifty eyes, and a crooked smile. me see instantly know it is him.
me approach long-time respected firerain. him greet me same as first when me meet him.
him destitute, poor, sitting by side of road. him have long beard, stink of alcohol and me a bit sad.
him greet me as respectable man. and me return the greeting. him see my armor, my pointy fists and him smile big smile. him black as coal eyes show tears of joy. him see big strong orc.
and me happy again, see old friend so happy.
me know him destitute, me see simple non-graded gear on him. me ask if me make him poor. but him say him choose to be poor. him looking for no handouts, him not need armor him say. him kill things using summon, cubes, and magic.
me know him power must be awesome to kill things using shadows. me remember me keep pocket knife for utilities under me leather jacket, and me pull it out offer it to him free.
him hesitate. him never strike out at victim, only summon strike. me put it on floor, leave it for him to take when him want.
me open pouch me keep of trinkets; me find those small green crystals me find on floor small time ago, me put in firerain hands, and him eyes of black coal shows blue in green light of small crystals. him happy to take gift, him bow, and me see him hobble away like crotchety man.
it make me sad to see him poor, him walk with limp, him dirty and smelly much more than me ever was. him speak all funny like half darkelf and half elf, but always mumble.
but me sadness pass away quickly; some clannies ask me come to Dragon Valley Caves for smashem group. and me there in a hurry.
just as gatekeeper wave hand goodbye, clannie gritorian ask me duel.
hoho, now big grin comes over me face, gritorian beat me few times already. me gonna kick him good this time.
me STUN! then swing a bit, me notice me not make big impact, but after him break stun, him ninjagulp some CP potion. hey now, him not playin fair! me must also play dirty. this gonna take some luck and me know it, but me Stun Stun STun! and when him stunned me charge up, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! me chuckle and him whimper. me BLAST!, SMASH!, BLAST!, STUN!, and finally DOOM! and him give up.
me finally win! YAY! me a little winded, and now him a bit angry, him loose even with ninjapotion.
me say "that what you get for dirty tricks"
and from then Gri and Me always practice fightin' each other. sometime me win, sometime he win. him good fighter, always gettin better.
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Post by spudnik on Apr 21, 2008 7:37:55 GMT -8
Me see friend, from many days ago; him name hard to pronounce. him powerful Orc Doomcryer. him have powerful spells. him ask me to come to Necropolis and hunt, him have many friends and need one more.
me grin, and accept.
me think him never see me so powerful. him clan not have so many orc blood. him clan full of humans, follow Einhasad. for that me slightly miffed. him used to be part of this clan, my home.
so we get down into necropolis, there is dwarf, human knight, and Dark Elder. soon Summoner show up. scary, those shadows. but all make comment to me how me look really nice with pointy fisties.
me chuckle.
me make Puma transform, and by time me finish, this orc guy giv'm buffs. me feel like me have enormous power, and indeed me do. knots in back begin to loosen; me relaxed. knight say me pull mobs.
me roll on floor laughing. me never hear such joke ever. me get up, sides hurting. nobody else laughing.
uhhhhh now me a bit worried.
OK! me try best. me knows me is the lowest in this group. tank is much better puller than me ever could be, but whatever. not make fight, just go with flow.
me pop blasters, throw Stuns, flail wildly. me living pretty good. maybe me try fury skill for a bit more speed.
suddenly mobbies is dead before dwarf can spoil. dwarf is a bit angry, there some great spoils here, and me robbing group of them.
OK! me stop fury chant, and go back to swinging only superfast.
this time, now orc doomcryer is miffed, him think this group too powerful for this necropolis. him say we go to Pagan's Temple.
me not want to worship pagan god, and him just laugh. we not go for religious ceremonies. we go to kill stuff. this temple overrun with baddies.
OK, well, how to get there? silly question him say. we run from rune. OK! so we get to rune, flopflip down the broken stairs, and stop, as guards catch scent.
now, there is problem. someone need to distract guards so we can pass the looking glass. him say something about Alice, and me not understand.
but me know to head for big pink mirror.
this time we have bladedancer also and this guy wild. him fly in, swing like mad and me WHOOSH past, into mirror. tank not so lucky. down goes tank, me stick out face from other side of mirror, and see dead tank. me chuckle. dancer doing fine, him dodge duck dip dive and pop through mirror like nothing. him good, methink him new pal.
so we sit down and chat, me and dancer. turns out him pretty nice dancer. very experienced, young, and friendly. me ask if him can dance Fury, and him chuckle. him been dancing for long time, this old dance for him.
him dance for me, and me practice swinging on rock. rock become pebble in seconds.
him impressed, me too.
finally everyone pop through mirror, and we all head into the antechamber. this dangerous place, many knight mobs, all undead zombies. me think little Keinna have a hay day in here with so many Zombies. she such a little trooper!
so orc buddy show us one room, very tough mobbies. but they cut easy, and down they go. we have a bit trouble killing with speed, cause these guys pop up out of ground real fast. almost too fast.
and they shoot fireballs at us. very powerful fireballs. but me orc. orc not fear fire. orc made from fire.
me chuckle, doomcryer howl chants, and we all go crazy on mobbies.
victory at last. this fun guy. me need to group more with him.
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Post by Jhaelle on Apr 21, 2008 7:38:42 GMT -8
((OMGOMGOMG IT'S BACK! ;D And love the mentioning of Kei!))
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Post by spudnik on Apr 21, 2008 7:40:22 GMT -8
((and look who stars in it this time! two guesses to the Doomcryer, a cookie for Keinna))
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Post by ValerieRose on Apr 21, 2008 7:54:04 GMT -8
((HEh I know the crazy Doomcryer, and you described the hunts with him oh so well, Spuddy And Kei!! <3 Love the little tyrant, although Spud should stop spooking her! Loved the story, Spud! You're awesome!
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Post by spudnik on Apr 22, 2008 12:44:51 GMT -8
Me have come of great age now. me feel it in bones. joints creaking, hands always hurt nowadays. it take'm far too long to kill baddies nowadays too. me always need some sort of potion to keep slugging. me drink countless healing potions, tons of purple feet juices, and still me pound and pound on baddies. it get very hard to kill things now, even with many potions. me feel best and most powerful with Cazaure friend and lady Baire. sometimes when Gri or old Sithy comes, me not so bad.
me lumber out of bed once more, pick up old fisties and fiddle around. me feelin lazy today, and not know why.
suddenly glimmer catch me eyes. me think it not Christmas yet, should not be sparklies for long time yet...
anyway, me turn back, me play more with fisties. me catch glimmer again in left eye. me wonder what the heck shiny?
me make charge, and throw Force at fireplace of Clanhall. it bit chilly and me make small fire.
in front of fire me put down fisties. me sit and meditate for bit. me need to relax.
me watching flame of fire and suddenly room dissappear. me in blackness now, me see strange man with orange armor and orange sword, him fighting silver man with silver sword. nobody winning fight, only swords is clashing, and sparks is flying.
me wonder who the heck fighters is this? me somehow getting closer, fighters maybe is growing? no, cant be. me catching more detail, one fighter not orange armor, him in Draconic. other is not silver, him is Imperial Crusader.
me get to feet, me see these guys now at arm's length; the fight last long time, me feel very hot now, so close to battle me inside it. me duck as swords fly, me in danger, but cant move feet!
me want draconic guy to win, me think him is orc, but me cant quite say that with certainty. me not recognize orc fighting style, and fighter miss too much to be Destroyer. Silver fighter knock down draconic man, and hit me in chest, also knock me over.
Silver fighter LEAP into air, aim sword down and try to fall on draconic man! me stand up fast, put hand forward, but me not see draconic man stand up also. Silver fighter's sword blocked by draconic man and Silver man tumble over us. draconic man put hand on shoulder, and me feel him hand is very hot, burning touch. me cry out a bit. this not fire, me feel pain!
me wince, and eyes close a bit. eyes closed now, and me hear snarl.
open eyes, me back at fireplace of Clanhall. me look for snarl crature, me see only Max. silly Max. me reach for Fisties by fire, me recoil in pain, shoulder is burned. this not good.
me pick self up, get to room, me see hand print of someone on shoulder. it Draconic man hand.
me know, me see little scales on palms; scales make imprint on orcflesh.
me try to put incident as Dream, but this hand print make it hard. me need to consult seer.
Friend Sismeq come over. She lady Sorceress, have great power. and nice ass. me never say anything though.
She light one candle at corner of room (she blow kiss at candle and it light up real good, me like it) and begin waving around sword. she say few human words, me not recognize and suddenly stop.
me wonder what the hold up is. make ask, "Hey what going on here?" and me a bit dizzy. me not see Sismeq, me glance around, she not in room. me see candle is almost burnt out.
me worried now.
me open door, Sismeq outside crying.
uh oh.
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Post by spudnik on Apr 22, 2008 15:45:23 GMT -8
Now is time to be sad. Now is time to tread lightly. next steps can be disaster.
Me take small steps, speak in soft tone "Sismeq Spud sorry. Sorry but Spud not understand why Sismeq cry."
Sismeq sob and sniff a bit more, she say "Its Ok Spud. I understand. But you have to understand on your own. I can't Help you now."
Me stand up straight again. now me not sure what going on. One minute me standing in room, next me dizzy, ant candle is almost dead.
Shoulder not hurt now. me go back inside, me find Mirror and see shoulder is no more burned.
This REALLY strange. maybe me have too much Crack recently. it time to lie down.
Me head for Bed; it not swamp but it OK. Clanhall very nice to Spud. Make pleasant living quarters.
Hang on, what this weirdness now ? Bed gone. gone. nice fluffy pillow and solid wood frame, all gone.
Grrrr... this too much. instead of Bed, Crater.
me step into crater, Fisties turned over, Heel down. me try to scratch off the coal on floor. Kamakela gonna Kill me if him see what happen here.
Strange Lines under coal. makes Star shape. me make Snort, and all of a sudden, Lines on floor Flash Purples.
Me anticipate there gonna be some brawling to do, me charge up. 1, 2, 3, and as me make Charge 3 me see Lines not flash, now it solid. Hrmpf. Snort. Now WALLS all Purpley! ARRGH! that it! That take cake!
and me LOVE cake!
ForceBlast Wall!
Me take Energy Stones in each fist and BLAST again! Now me see again Blackness. Head turns twitching around looking for Draconic Man. me see, and me ready blaster. Him say "Stop there, my good Orc! Glad to see you again!"
Me paralyzed now. arms cant move! this cant be good!
Him speak again "You have found me, and released me from the endless fight I was caught in; but it was not our first Meeting, my dear Spudnik."
Oh noes, him knows name. what else him knows?
"Oh i know everything, Spud. Dont you worry."
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how him know that!!!
"*sigh* Spud, Spud, Spud. Has it been so long? was it not you and I who fought the 9 towers of the Hellbound Isle to bring Beleth to his knees? and we got trapped on the 9th tower, the Knights protecting Beleth Teleported us and our company into the outer courts of the tower, trapping both of us in a Black universe. Spud, you escaped in spirit! you found a Body, and have returned to release me."
at this even though me paralysed, me cannot say anything.
"This outer blackness is a world between your world and Death. Beleth's Knights tried to banish us from the living, and the dead. as they inhabit the dead.
Spud you know its true!"
All of a sudden another ... Me ... Step out of ME.
Him is Orc brother, him Great DoomCryer! Him Taller, him Muscles more pronounced, him look a right nasty orc.
"Hail, and well met, old friend." Me say. not Me, me. the Other me.
"I cannot inhabit the world between worlds you inhabit any longer. but i have found an escape for you. In due time there will be a Human. He will be yours, marked by Pa'Agrio himself. Watch the Fire, for from it we were banished, and by it we return."
and Me step back into Me.
Blackness becomes Day again, and me sigh as me step into the world me knows as Aden. Small voice in Head lets me know this not dream. this real. that make it worse.
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Post by spudnik on Jun 9, 2008 6:51:25 GMT -8
((third person narrative, too early to think orc.))
Spudnik nearly always woke at dawn, if he slept through the night at all. he was listless, full of mixed emotions, full of worry, too cumbered with care.
he woke this morning a few moments before the sun's first light. the evil green of the moon's lidless eye still shone through the window into his room in the Echoes Clan hall.
quietly he picked himself out of his charcoal pit, and dusted himself off. his head was already swimming with the knowledge of the day; today he would head out to the blazing swamp and hurt himself breaking the faces of the orc scouts and warriors. he would be uprooting and forceblasting trees till his eyes bled.
it all seemed too endless to do alone. this was the most pricking thought. it always hurt that he had to rely on the white juice that the priest of dawn traded him. he tried many times to buy seeds to use in the swamp, but the aden manager never had any suitable ones.
picking his fists off the floor, the elf walked past his room. Spud knew it was her by the fragrance of tea, and the gentle clip clip of her heels. meowyn, no doubt. if it were magaia the clip would be slightly faster, and there would be the swishing sound of the fabric between her legs.
meowyn had finally learned Major skills, and spudnik would kill for the chance at having that kind of support. he would take anyone really, but most of the echoes shy-ed away when he asked. it WAS true what they said. Spudnik WAS crazy. sometimes to the detriment of party members.
stealthily, he made the wolf transform, and crept down the hall.
meowyn probably heard him anyway.
but spud didnt care. the power of Bison totem must one day be his. and if he had to steal the elf, so be it; spud licked his lips. he remembered fondly the time he took AenyaSilverleaf to the fields of massacre near the crumbling walls of the devastated castle. nearly took out ae's other eye.
he remembered how he made lysee so mad on a separate incident in the same zone that she ported everyone back before he got the chance to kill.
every elf he met, it seemed, gave up on him.
Caerenthe was no exception. but she was a tough nut to crack. so many doom knights, she nearly fell asleep at the wheel.
meowyn. another pretty elf girl with healing ability. this ought to be fun.
and he grinned slyly.
but he would take meowyn to a new place. since the time of Aenya spud had grown considerably. his power increased. one thing was certain, Meowyn will need to free herself of the fear of spiders if she had that fear. if she wasnt affraid, spud was sure to instill it soon enough. he was thinking of a fun place. a place filled with his favourite monster, the Atroxes.
his eyes widened and his heart thumped faster, and spud began to drool.
as the wolf transform wore off, he knew it was time. spud counted the soulshots, and the other supplies he needed to hunt with, including his utility belt. the bag of purple feet juice stims had 28 left.
now there was only one thing left to do. lure meowyn ...
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Post by Jhaelle on Jun 9, 2008 7:03:57 GMT -8
(( Poor Meowyn! ))
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Post by Magaia on Jun 9, 2008 8:35:13 GMT -8
it's cooool...wanna more...neeed mooore of this storyyyyyy
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Post by ValerieRose on Jun 9, 2008 9:18:27 GMT -8
Poor Meo!!! She too will succumb to the craziness of the Spud. You didn't mention poor Kilty following him either. But Kilty is hard to crack I'd say virtually impossible
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Post by Meowyn on Jun 9, 2008 12:27:43 GMT -8
(( Oh I will? Obviously you don't know Meowyn... ))
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Post by spudnik on Jun 9, 2008 13:01:18 GMT -8
((it may be hard to catch you online at the same time, but i'll certainly try. just prepare for an onslaught.))
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Post by spudnik on Jun 16, 2008 10:26:43 GMT -8
It gettin hot here.
me slappin trees, pullin bat teefs, and giving bugs black eyes for days here in volcano mouth. this place is a million degrees, and me all shweaty.
me take break, take off shirt and wring sweat out of it. PUAH!! wow, that even too shweaty for ME! pile of green goo on floor of swamp from shirt drippings. that gross.
even grosser, it evaporate as soon as hit floor.
wow, this place really IS hot.
me crack open 'nother white potion, gulp em down, and get back to it!
power of Bison totem MUST be mine!
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Post by spudnik on Jul 3, 2008 7:33:11 GMT -8
back at clan hall, me in the Spudroom. everyone call it the spudroom because it have my 150 gallon water tank, and Elpy Hair bathmat, as well as filtration system devised by only the most cunning of dwarfs.
the water tank is for my teefs. me have many rows of teefs. like shark.
but aden sharks not bite so hard as me.
how me need 150 gallon tank to wash teefs though? this is great story. it a little gross though. tank used to be much smaller before me cut the 24th row of teefs. aden dentists call me teef mutant.
but anyway, me take no ordinary brush to teefs. this toothbrush made from silenos shaman sticks, and bristles of windsus.
me jump into tub, start brushin. tub starts going green after me donw, me pop out with mouth clean. better to bite you with.
now to dispose of water, me hit button on side of tank. filtration system starts up, after few seconds water is again all nice and clean.
but for some reason me always hear some screaming after. me not sure who, but me have feeling it have something to do with filtration system dumping green goo from tub.
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Post by Nasicae on Jul 3, 2008 13:18:30 GMT -8
*so it was you who put the drainage pipe above the brick oven! How do we cook supper when this green goo just dump into the hot foods! *shake fists at Spud*
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Post by spudnik on Jul 30, 2008 6:43:49 GMT -8
This wonderful day.
This the day Oroka Brother Kamakela can wear him A grade. Him have shiney Tallum, a gift from friend, him say. him also have Infernal Master greatsword. him lookin pretty good.
we make good team, him n me.
him n me an Cazaure Prophet friend get to Necropolis of Martyradom, and kamakela maybe a lil shakey? hehehehe him quakin in tallum boots methink.
Cazaure begins buffing, me send out Duel invitation to newly geared boss.
him big orc, him take it.
me chuckle. him demolished.
silly Kama.
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Post by Jhaelle on Jul 30, 2008 8:50:03 GMT -8
<chuckles>
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Post by Varracon on Jul 30, 2008 14:07:51 GMT -8
Me likey lil spud brother stories. Me laugh, Me cry.
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Post by spudnik on Jul 30, 2008 19:32:34 GMT -8
this'm story happen recently.
big bro shoutin all over the place for allies to hunt Varkas. well, me only ever goes when Calladan and Nimue lady is there. Big bro say Okie dokie.
and me find Calladan and nimue already there. already huntin.
sometimes Varkas hunting me hates. that time is when varkas evade evade evade evade all swings. ME HATE IT.
me feelin a little heavy with new tallum suit on. but big bro say me lookin good. me show up at nimue side for buffies, and nimue gimme Varracon buffs.
maybe nimue loosing sight
no
me see varracon still wearing old tallum suit, and him have'm same pokers. him also poke out eye. either this is destiny, or this is just wierd.
varracon chuckle. calladan seeing double. nimue probly dizzy.
but everyone know who the varracon one is. him smell like elfs. crazy big bro.
so bustin anterlopes, and smackin Varkas lady Aveline joins us. Calladan and nimue gets called away. Varracon not seem worried, but aveline sure do. maybe varracon het hit inna pills once or twice, him drop down to unsafe health. me can only watch in horror as frantic lil aveline throws heal after heal, and varracon health only tick tick tick.
me shake head. this not right. somefin not right.
inna middle of alla this lady aveline just POOF dissappear.
magic? yeah looks like. but me hear tiiiiiiiny voices coming from treasure chest.
me ask varracon of him have gas problem, or if that really is tiiiiiiiiiny voices in chest.
varracon say maybe we should open chest.
so we do. take key, insert in lock, give a twist, and POP out come 5 000 adenas and a Lady Aveline.
applause all around. best trick ever.
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Post by Jhaelle on Jul 31, 2008 2:19:49 GMT -8
Hehe ^^
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Post by Varracon on Jul 31, 2008 14:05:09 GMT -8
Me still trying to figure out how whole hooman fit in chest ..... in 1 piece. In many pieces me can see, but 1?!! Me can see puny dorfses fitting, but a hooman?
Lady aveline must be real bendy.
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Post by Tazhael on Jul 31, 2008 21:59:03 GMT -8
-gasps- No human should be able bend like that! She must be an elf or practitioner of some....unspeakable art.... -peers around- -blushes- Forget what I said.... -sneaks away-
(( A good one Spud ^^ Keep 'em coming!))
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Post by Kruail on Aug 1, 2008 18:24:17 GMT -8
(( Orc-speak is muuuuch better than 1337 5p34k ))
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Post by spudnik on Aug 20, 2008 12:12:14 GMT -8
It Spud Birthday.
Spud head to Fantasy island. Varracon say him have birthday bash for me.
me shows up, there is all Spud friends there, shootin firecrackers, eatin cake, all festivites.
Sharlannas is even there.
we make conga line dance around fountain a few times, we make pin-the-tail-on-zaphne game, we do magic tricks of transforms. day is much fun. we scare little elfy new friend of Anarchies. him make stinky in pants.
day is fun had by all.
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Post by spudnik on Sept 7, 2008 11:13:24 GMT -8
In front of the fireplace in the Echoes clan hall were dent marks. These marks were caused by Spudnik from his earliest days of training. For hours on end as the fire was lit he would dig the tips of his fist weapons into the floorboards and do pushups. Always his eyes watching the fire, always his gaze fixed on the embers. Lady Kaevra would sit on the sofa near the fire and watch him; Now that Sismeq was gone and her husband departed she figured Spudnik might be her best use of time. Spudnik the complexedly simple orc. Brutish strength, his body heavily tattooed and scarred from years of battle. Oftentimes Kaevra fell asleep watching Spudnik do pushups. In perfect timing, like the beating of a drum, he went up and down. For hours, without stopping. As Kaevra fell asleep the fire dimmed to embers, but Spudnik did not stop nor turn his head. His one eye fixed on the embers, his breathing a consistent in and out just far enough away from the fire that he could not blow out the still small coals the fireplace knew as kin.
Spudnik, while fixed in trance on the fire, had come to understand some of the history of the warrior within. His pushup sessions had taught him more about himself in meditation than had been of actual benefit to his body.
Spudnik was indwelt by the spirit of an ancient doomcryer by the name of Laevhal. Laevhal was a general in the army of the Orc tribes that warred against the elves in ages past. Laevhal led a small company of the most trusted of Orc warriors to hellbound isle where they were trapped by Beleth. Beleth's magics sealed the fate of the bodies of these Orcish warriors but Leavhal's life chant had sealed Laevhal's spirit into a dimension that was beyond the control of Beleth. Laevhal had slept for a time within the nothingness, and when Spudnik was born he awoke. Spudnik was born of pure Warrior blood. There were no magics, no rituals, no spiritual power and no indwelling flame. instead, his body was supernaturally resistant to fire, and his mind dulled enough to be resistive to magic effects. He was, however, Orc through and through. Intelligent enough to learn from the tribe the ways of the monk, to learn and perfect the art of his Kavart.
While Laevhal observed this in Spudnik, Laevhal understood that Spudnik would constitute Laevhal's indeed direct and exact opposite. Laevhal being an almost purely spiritual being completed the almost completely Physical being in Spudnik. So Laevhal began to influence Spudnik in his combat. Beginning with Spudnik's first death at the hands of a murderous clan. Laevhal imitated the spirits of Kasha, of Hestui, and others so that while Spudnik communed with these spirits during his training and meditations, he would really only be learning from Laevhal.
Laevhal had worked thoroughly in the life of Spudnik, feeding him subconsciously with the training Laevhal himself had received as an early shaman; to do the fitness routine of pushups, the meditation by the fire, the focusing of the mind (what little was there) and attunement of the body.
Laevhal's care had found his weakness though. Spudnik was a simple orc, to his detriment. Whilst hunting one day, Spudnik had earned an arrow in his eye, having not seen the Hames Sniper on the hill. Ironically it was that lesser orc that took his eye, but Spudnik gave hell to that Sniper before Spudnik plucked the arrow with the eye from his socket. Luckily Spudnik's thick skull had saved him from a more traumatic experience. He purchased an eye patch in Giran to cover the wound, but Laevhal would never again push the mind of Spudnik as hard, for it was Laevhal's mental pushing that put Spudnik off balance enough for the Sniper to get that perfect, clear shot. As simple as Spudnik was, Laevhal was brilliant. When the time came, Laevhal would make himself incarnate in Spudnik's Flesh. Then Spudnik would be balanced. Laevhal chuckled as he heard Spudnik explaining balance to a new monk in the ranks of the Echoes. But Laevhal knew it was true. Spudnik truly was something else.
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Post by spudnik on Sept 12, 2008 12:54:06 GMT -8
Lady Melinda ask me for help. she say she need some help in Valley of Saints. me knows that place. been there many times. that place makes one good eye twitchy.
me vowed never go there after get power of bison. but lady melinda ask so little. also mister Kiltain there. this put me a bit at ease.
reluctantly we goes.
after port in, me once again smell that old familiar smell. it like death smell, except .... not.
this place make Spud dizzy. mobs flashin around zippy zappy FWOOM! lady melinda silence one, me pound on him. these guys not so tough, but MAN they fast.
we get to place in this vally that look like graveyard. strange place for angels.
me confused, ask lady melinda where to go. she say "Walk through this wall"
and me maybe a bit dumb, but me knows walkin through walls is impossible, even for big strong orc.
but lady melinda breeze through. hrmph.
so, on other side of wall, we huntin. open a few chests, bash a lot of mobbies. this place is COVERED in arrows. like some huge raid is goin on here. well, we pickem all up. mobbies not gives such great loot me finds. for guys with name of Splendor, they pretty not-so-splendorous.
so we bashem this one guy and him drops Staff of Evil spirits. melinda quickly ninja this bit. me a bit angry. but no worries. not dead.
we huntin a bit more and Melinda tell me she get to 55. yay for that. strong clannies means better hunting.
maybe one day echoes has many skilled hunters. then maybe we raid strong fortresses, gain good ground. one day.
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Post by ValerieRose on Sept 12, 2008 16:24:30 GMT -8
((hehe! It was a common drop though. Kinda creepy, the Necromancer says "Walk through that wall", and so it shall be done :3 It wasn't a real wall though lol Luv orc speech. But it makes me wonder about what you told me last night. I should ask you in private not to spoil anything
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spudnik
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Post by spudnik on Oct 14, 2008 8:19:23 GMT -8
today is fun day. get me a Soulbow. clannies say me now have much great power, make plinky plinky.
little jhaelle say she have'm power boost for me. she take'm to Blazin swamp.
lady aveline boosts first, then lil jhaelle. she say BWEH everytime make boost.
sorta funny. BWEH!! ha ha ha.
never me take bow to kills with. maybe me need power of bisons make it powerful. sure enuff pull back string, me not knows what aimin at. miss. miss. miss. miss. hard to see with one good eye.
hmmm. me need target practice. with a sigh, me pull back once more, aim, BAM!! orc is fall over dead. that teachem stupid -THWACK-
sum big loof smack me in face. THAT IT. SMASHEM TIME! me pull out little white pull, give it to fallen orc tryina hit me. him take , him ask "what this for?" me say Pain killer. me punchem so hard him take flight. little white pill him never have time to take. poor guy.
this bow business is tough. hard to aim. me flingin arrows left n right n sometimes center, but not always.
me have good practice, after make a few kills. me think me know what is what. me aim is good, usually hit target. me wonder how well is work this with Bisons.
me make bisons, me see all things is movin slooooooooooow. HA HA HA HA!!! me has power to hit the best now. PLINKY PLINKY BAM BAM. me hit almost always in heart now. one hit, sometimes two.
maybe me not see the wyrm behind me, maybe me do. cant tell for sure. him whallop me good. fall over unconscious. Lady aveline chuckles as revive me. Maybe should not get so overconfident. bow not tyrant specialty after all.
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